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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-10-2008, 08:31 AM Thread Starter
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Talking At the mall

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-10-2008, 11:05 AM
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ur dad should of wacked him ....
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That's so funny!
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lol your dad is awesome! what was the teenager's response?
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Am I the only one wondering if Subzero has a peacock's tail? I volunteer to check.


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If you feel like you've outgrown your 250, you've probably outgrown your helmet too.
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You guys crack me up. It's not literally my dad. That's just how the joke was written. Shit I aint that old!

Zmoe - You can check. If you can catch me.

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On my way.


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You live about 6 or 7 hours away ........................................... so that gives me at least a 6 hour head start!!!!!!!!!!

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