5.6 Earthquake centered in Chino Hills, CA. :ohno

Yes, me and the girls in the office all got under 1 desk.

Yes, me and the girls in the office all got under 1 desk.


Sounds cozy. :naughty2

yeah I felt it...
Me and all the guys got under 1 desk :(
It was cozy :(


j/k
what are the chances you crash on a motorcycle if an earthquake hits while riding?

Sounds cozy. :naughty2

Very, especially when you have boobs and asses from different girls in your face. :naughty2

Very, especially when you have boobs and asses from different girls in your face. :naughty2

yea but what if one didnt wipe............

What if they did wipe and there was still a paper trail!

eeeeeewwwww or a tampon string hangin outta her skirt hahaha

Thats the second "what if there was a tampon still in her" joke Ive heard today

eeeeeewwwww or a tampon string hangin outta her skirt hahaha

Then by all means fire the cannons.

LOL! :lol7

A buddy of mine once told me he was messin with this chick and when he stuck his hands down there he felt "a string" and thought it was a tampon. Long story short... it was a piece of hair with poop on it.

What earthquake?

A buddy of mine once told me he was messin with this chick and when he stuck his hands down there he felt "a string" and thought it was a tampon. Long story short... it was a piece of hair with poop on it.

Dude, are you fucking serious? He should've taken a picture! :photo

Im not sure if HE was serious haha we were on tour and drunk o_O at a waffle house at 2 am
I bet it was though, he is a man whore

:jacked

A buddy of mine once told me he was messin with this chick and when he stuck his hands down there he felt "a string" and thought it was a tampon. Long story short... it was a piece of hair with poop on it.

What earthquake?

:idea:worthless

Holy shit, no pun intended. :noteeth